I was near the WSM studio so I popped in to find out if I had been selected for a part in their ‘sploshing’ film. At the audition I was introduced to sploshing for the very first time and, although my elegant clothes were trashed, I found the experience great fun but, above all, extremely erotic.
I absolutely loved having food smeared, sensually, all over my body and sploshing led to the most sensational sex. I really wanted to be in that film and do it all over again.
The same casting guy was there reading a newspaper and seemed pleased to see me, however… bad news – I had not been chosen.

I was really pissed off because, after shagging me and promising me a part, I didn’t get it.
Then I was furious and I angrily started to pelt him with handy foodstuffs whilst giving him a piece of my mind – after all, I had really wanted to be in the film because I had an overwhelming desire to be sploshed again.

He got hacked off with my ranting and chucking stuff over his head and clothes – he said that if I was desperate to be sploshed again… well, here goes!
Seizing a handful of custard he chucked it at my splendid chest (of course) and laughed.
I was dressed in a fairly seductive outfit (sexy red bra, a see-through black blouse and a cool yellow mini-skirt with some alluring white stockings and a pair of new, high-heeled shoes) and now I was sploshed!
He quickly followed up with chocolate sauce ( he must have remembered that I liked that ). It trickled down my chic yellow skirt. Bugger – I loved that skirt.

He mischievously hoisted my mini-skirt and unexpectedly shoved a handful of custard into my tiny white panties. I got even with custard down his trousers – this was war!
Although I pretended to be annoyed it was obvious that I was secretly enjoying being sploshed again so he teased me with a very creamy gateau – he put it on a chair and made me sit in it – this was new! Like a man possessed, he smeared and roughly slopped the creamy cake all over my crotch and bare thighs. Now that’s a new use for cake!

‘You wanted to be sploshed – how’s that then?’

Then he creamed me – no, not what you’re thinking! – with a spray can of cream.

He eagerly smeared the cream all over my thighs and crotch. Hmm – creamy panties!
I had pulled my ruined skirt down but he yanked it up again and, pulling my white panties open, my attractive arse got the chocolate treatment (not for the first time) and then he fondled my magnificent boobs (also, not for the first time) with his creamy hands.


Unexpectedly, he plunged my right foot into a bowl of Golden Syrup and my left foot into a bowl of custard. He smoothed the syrup and the custard up my white stockings and gently onto my creamy, cake splattered thighs – WOW! New shoes ruined, but…WOW! I learned something new and exciting about sploshing. .
Although I was still pretending to be annoyed, this was fabulous.

I was becoming aroused just as before – it was remarkable!

I loved feeling his hands travelling, very slowly, up and down my legs, especially when his fingers reached my stocking tops and thighs. I trembled with delight.
I wiggled my toes in the syrup and custard filled shoes.
He slowly and teasingly undid the buttons of my see-through blouse for a better look at my outstanding breasts and he continued his fascination with my boobs with several handfuls of very sticky syrup, thoroughly rubbed in, of course ( ! ), and he didn’t stop there… he then plastered me with thick chocolate sauce. Chocolate boobs!

Glossy, sticky syrup all over my body!
We played ‘tit-for-tat’ with the delicious chocolate for a minute, coating each other’s chests. It cascaded down my skirt and down his trousers – what a splendid mess.
Some of it trickled into my panties. I was getting even more aroused and felt very sexy.
I grabbed a handful of the smooth chocolate and covered his face with it. On reflection maybe I shouldn’t have done that because, pretending to be angry, he immediately sat me down and tipped the rest of the chocolate sauce onto my previously perfect hair.

Sticky red bra.

Not just a bit of chocolate sauce… I was drenched in it from head to toe.
Hair, blouse, skirt, panties, stocking, shoes – I was totally covered in chocolate.
Guess what… I was now highly aroused! Sploshing does that to me – it’s so erotic.
I really didn’t care about my clothes or my hair any more – I was enjoying it so much.
Now we both went crazy and stuff went everywhere. My delightful bum and my magnificent breasts were the main targets. I was loving it. Whenever he groped and fondled me I had an orgasm. In fact the whole morning seemed to be one continuous, earth-shattering orgasm. The mood changed from ‘crazy’ to ‘lustful’.
The pace slowed and we explored each other’s hot bodies.
I knew that my nipples were rock hard and longed for him to flick his tongue over them.
His wandering hands were now deep into my squelchy panties and his fingers, at last, delved deep into my juicy clit – now this was erotic sploshing at its best – fantastic!
There were several creamy gateaux on the table and he ground a strawberry one into my face! It was totally unexpected and totally delicious. I licked my lips – I wanted him to lick mine. ( yes – exactly what you’re thinking ! )

Noticing how much I enjoyed that, he chose a chocolate cake and did exactly the same with it – right in the face, but not before grinding some onto my sticky breasts and also into my pussy! The rest went onto my head.
My lovely blond hair was completely clogged with creamy cakes and chocolate sauce.
Wonderful sexy fun. Another powerful orgasm. I was in sploshing heaven!

I generously shared the cakes with him, smearing his chest after tearing his shirt open. He sprayed me liberally with cream and I did the same to him – over his head, in his face and all over his chest!
Creamed again! Carry on creaming me. He did carry on… nice.

He yanked my sexy red bra down to expose my voluptuous breasts – he loved my breasts.
He tenderly rubbed cream all over them and my hard nipples – what is it that he likes about my boobs – he seemed captivated by them. I didn’t complain as I adored it, especially when he fondled my breasts and tweaked my sensitive nipples. Mind you, I enjoyed his sticky hands and his probing fingers all over my body, especially down into my panties. I hoped for more syrup but it had all been used up… mostly on me!

We playfully threw all the stuff that had pooled on the floor at each other. I got the worst of the ‘fight’ and was completely coated with it – needless to say, I was ecstatic.
I was now lying on the floor and he pulled my panties off and threw more stuff onto my crotch. I provocatively spread my legs and he took the hint and chucked even more creamy stuff at my pubes. What an amazingly erotic experience!
His fingers explored my clit. He certainly knew how to get me excited… very excited!
Oh oooh ooooooh! I was so horny!
My juices were flowing and he licked his fingers to taste the sweet nectar… Delicious!

A sexy chocolate massage… Ecstasy!
I removed his trousers and sat him in the chair… then I did what I do best – my thorough sucking of his giant rod began. I took my time to do a meticulous job. First, I teased him by rubbing his cock through his bulging briefs – then I pulled them off.
His stiff cock and shiny knob bounced into view – magnificent. Now it was deep in my mouth and almost down my throat.
His chocolate cock was delicious and I followed it up by pouring custard over his balls which I slowly licked off. As I licked his delicious balls his cock twitched and jerked.
He tipped the rest of the custard over my head and it flowed everywhere.
I am now a totally obsessed sploshing fanatic. I really enjoyed him licking me – anywhere – and I always excitedly licked and sucked him in return; after all, one good deed deserves another!
At last his tongue was licking my stiff chocolatey nipples – it was delightful and so sensuous! He instinctively knew that he was turning me on. I quietly orgasmed again.
This guy certainly knew what he was doing.

Exceptionally erotic turn on. Chocolate fingers in chocolate clit! Stupendous!
It was obvious that we were both totally aroused so he suggested fucking.
Although I was longing for him to plunge his long, stiff dick in me I didn’t let on and I said ‘No way!’ because he had shafted me the previous time but I didn’t get to be in the film. I made him promise to include me next time in exchange for a sploshy shag.
He didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about it!
And so the sex began… at last. I began to work on him… slowly and sensuously.
I fondly remember my hands coating his massive cock and big gleaming knob with scrumptious chocolate and then eagerly licking and sucking it clean… several times!
My creamy hands slid up and down his stiffening cock and I cupped his balls.
Best hand job ever! I gripped his slippery cock and squeezed. He groaned with pleasure. I playfully tickled his balls – he groaned again. I smiled with satisfaction.
I licked and sucked and, after pouring more creamy custard and lots more chocolate all over his balls and his throbbing cock, I was impatient for him to shaft me.
I wanted him in me. I had waited long enough so I took the initiative and I started by sitting on his cock which easily slid deep inside me. As I bounced up and down, his cock suddenly slipped out of me so he dragged me onto the pool of mess on the floor and thrust his rod fully into me.
And so began a long session of deep, intense and very slippery, messy fucking – on the floor; in the chair; all sorts of positions and all very satisfying.
And very messy! Sploshing, slippery sex – nothing better! Fabulous messy sex.

He was superb the previous time we fucked and he was exceptional this time.
We ‘came’ together. He creamed me properly ( yes… exactly what you’re thinking ! ).
We collapsed, exhausted, on the floor – still affectionately smearing food all over each other’s heaving bodies.
I hoped that there might be one last creamy cake left.
There was – straight in my face! Cool cream streamed down onto my chocolate breasts.

He noticed this and thoughtfully smeared the soft cream all over them. He knew that I loved him doing that. He was so gentle with me and he made the whole experience delightful and very sexy.

Now that’s what I call sploshing! Comprehensively sploshed and comprehensively shafted – astonishing, messy and extremely satisfying.
Exceptional multiple orgasms. wow!
I pressed my cream covered boobs seductively against his sticky body and we kissed.

My hand reached down to his crotch for a final grope of his massive glistening cock.
It was still stiff and it twitched uncontrollably in my chocolatey, creamy hand.
What astonishing stamina! Maybe it was the seductive sploshing; maybe it was me. It continued jerking and I stroked it suggestively. Chocolatey, firm cock!
As it was still stiff I wanted him to shaft me again – who wouldn’t? I gave it a friendly squeeze and I mischievously scratched his balls with my fingernails.
He slipped his greasy hand up my ruined skirt and tenderly fingered me… clearly, he wanted it again too! I knelt and flicked my tongue greedily over his chocolate knob.
Yummy!
And so we did it again… and again… our slippery, creamy bodies slithering and sliding erotically against each other. His stiff chocolate cock powerfully pumping my creamy clit while his hands gently caressed my stunning breasts and erect nipples yet again.
I wrapped my stockinged legs around his pulsating body and pulled him into me. Once again he slammed into me and continued pumping – this was awesome.
This was mind-blowing messy sex.
Another very intense and very noisy orgasm – I didn’t want it to end… more sploshing! More cream! More syrup! More chocolate! More exciting fondling! MORE!!
My sexy outfit was wrecked… never mind!
You’re wondering ‘did I get the part in the next film?’ Actually… no!
I guess I’ll have to go back and have another audition.
I hope that the same guy will be there – apparently he is a ‘Professor of Sploshing’ named Archibold Treacle. He’s a sploshing genius and a remarkable sex machine.
