WHAT’S NEW as at 20th December 2025

WHAT’S NEW as at 6th December 2025

OUR NAME CHANGED to www.wsmprod.com in February 2017

WSM celebrates 44 years of continuous trading

We are the oldest WAM business in the world!

APOLOGIES

We have not fully updated since 18th October.

I did advise on 15th November my unavailability.

But now things are returning to normal so our fortnightly updates will recommence.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR 44TH BIRTHDAY!

When did WSM Productions commence?

It started under the name of WET SHOTS just selling slide sets.

John Swindail from Stoke-on-Trent and Mike Ellison entered into a partnership from 1st October 1981.

The first retail sale of £63.03 was banked 3rd December 1981 at Barclays Bank, 36 Town Road, Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent.

And did the world embrace this new concept of slide images?

With sales of £6,170 to 30th September 1982, in a world without any internet or videos……I would say they did!

Note that this would be equivalent to £27,830 in 2025 money!

So our birth date is 3rd December 1981.

By 1984 we had changed our name to WSM Productions.

So we have now traded for 44 continuous years.

And by continuous we mean that we continue to produce movies and image sets.

You wish to know how the WAM movie business commenced?

Well here are the details!

Our first movie started filming 18th August 1985 in Somerset.

The result was the first commercially produced WAM video.

This was ‘The Hopeful Starlet’ which is still available under www.wsmprod.com within the ‘Downloads – Online Store’ under Digital Download – VINTAGE FILMS (Vintage Film 1).

BIRTHDAY ARTICLE FOR WSM’s 44th BIRTHDAY

I Mike Ellison have written over many years on the progress of WSM, so this year is time for a change.

One person who has supported me over the years is known as Professor Treacle.

Here is an article from him on his association with WSM.

WSM & Professor Treacle

My association with WSM began in 1981 when I first met Mike Ellison.

When he expanded his successful business Wet Shots, to include girls not only getting wet, but also messy, he invited me to submit ideas.  The rest is, as they say, history.

Slapstick, or sploshing as it is now widely known, probably began in circus when clowns would get into messy situations for laughs.  It developed into having a girl involved who, probably complained about the mess they were making and got messed herself… also for laughs.

Early comedy films sometimes had a girl who ‘accidentally’ got pied during a pie fight.  One such film had a girl plastered with wallpaper paste.  Various other ‘devices’ were used in comedy films to ensure that a girl became messy… usually, custard pie fights.

Many guys, myself included, found this to be erotic.  Who can forget Natalie Wood’s involvement in the pie fight scene of ‘The Great Race’?

For many lovers of sploshing there is something about a girl who has taken care with her makeup and who has dressed in smart clothes to suddenly become messed up.

I got involved with WSM to give advice on a messy food session with two girls – Rachel as a clumsy waitress and Shirley as a customer.  Towards the end they dragged me into the action and plastered me as well – see image set S026 shot Nov 1983.

It became clear that everyone has a different idea about girls getting sploshed.

For many it is that the girls should be topless or nude. For others it is messy hair or a pie in the face or custard poured into panties or messy feet and shoes or girls being restrained and powerless and numerous other ideas.

For me it is primarily the ruined clothes, i.e. seeing an elegantly dressed girl having her smart outfit gradually being ruined with mess.  That, together with the girl being covered with mess and, perhaps losing some or all her clothes in the process is, for me, the essence of erotic sploshing. 

I usually prefer it if the girl keeps her ruined clothes on but she loses her panties and / or her bra is pulled down to reveal her breasts which, of course, are the target of more mess and, if she is agreeable, are smeared with mess by the guy.  That’s when it becomes erotic.

If a guy gets involved and the lucky girl is game, it becomes ideal fetish play which will certainly result in mind-blowing sex ( and a pile of ruined clothes – in a good cause of course ).

I cannot mention sploshing without giving credit to another WSM advisor ‘Bill Shipton’, because it was he who coined the word ‘sploshing’ which is now the term most widely used for messy fun.  Bill concentrated more on the comedy side of sploshing and was a great script writer.

Of course Mike has to try and feature all of these differing variations of sploshing to please all preferences.

However, there is one simple and overriding factor which is most important in all of the sessions produced by WSM – it must be fun.

All of the sessions I have been involved in have always been great fun for all concerned.  Some of the finest and most erotic sessions were when we played ‘tit-for-tat’ and both of us were equally plastered with food… usually resulting in mind-blowing sex.

That wasn’t always the case…

There was one session – a ‘wedding’ with three girls and it became apparent that one of them did not like having stuff in her hair.  Another session, with a well-known glamour model, didn’t like it when I got too intimate and sploshed her breasts.  I immediately bowed out; she and the other girl in the session continued and it became fun again.

As time went on, more ‘naughty’ behaviour became acceptable and a guy could be included in the action.  Obviously the girl had to be enthusiastic too, otherwise it would not be fun.

This, of course, is where my philosophy comes in… that sploshing can be a prelude to the most satisfying sexual experience.  For most couples, love making is a gentle and gratifying occasion and sploshing can enhance this and make it even more fun.  In fact many find that sploshing is actually arousing.  The fact that creamy food is being spread over your lover or being licked off their bodies is so erotic that the result will almost always be very enjoyable ‘messy sex’.

After appearing in some of the WSM films with some of the girls, I can look back over the great fun we all had.  My unfulfilled desire was for a threesome – sadly, it never happened.

All the girls were amazing in different ways:  Sue was intense, Sandie was insatiable, Tiffany was enchanting, Sarah was wicked and Anne came back for a second session with me.

All of them revelled in the experience.  At first they resented having their smart clothes destroyed but each of them actually found it to be sensational… ruining their clothes actually heightened their excitement. 

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WHAT’S NEW as at 18th October 2025

OUR NAME CHANGED to www.wsmprod.com in February 2017

We are now in our 44th Year of Continuous Trading

We are the oldest WAM business in the world! 

DAVID WILKEY’S LEGACY

Firstly, we apologize that we have slipped one week with our Update.

But sometimes matters are just beyond your control.

What have we got right?

This is our 730th Update reaching back to 2009!

WSM have been successful in securing the legacy rights for the movies published by Artscene (David Wilkey) and Aquantics (Roger Carpenter).

It will be rather more difficult to physically obtain the full file content, which we believe should amount to over 60 movies.

We will be working with a long standing USA friend to remaster and upscale these old VHS quality movies into HD quality, plus provide a USA sales outlet.

So we request your patience as these legal matters are resolved.

Plus we must also consider the future, for I am described as the ‘Grandfather of WAM’. Future WSM continuity is assured as WSM will be appointing ‘Custard Couple’ as our beneficiary.

SUBSCRIPTION MOVIE DOWNLOAD FAILURES

It has been drawn to my attention that certain movies in the Subscription site are not downloadable.

So ALL new SUBSCRIPTIONS are WITHDRAWN.

I am not promoting them until every movie is downloadable.

But what is wrong with our current subscribers?

Why not tell me?

Okay, so the contact us section gives a more than useless email address.

But how many other websites give you a direct phone line?

And the number of WSM enquiries on that line during 2025 is zero!

However, under the DOWNLOADS – ONLINE STORE section on our Home Page, I have checked these Downloads and can find no fault. Do please continue to use this Download section for one-off downloads of your favourite scenes.

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN THIS UPDATE?

1.        This year we commenced a new series of Download movies.

Before April 2017 there were HD movies that were not offered as Downloads as they had been swept into our Standard Subscription site.

We are now adding a HD movie each Update that gives you the option to Download just that one movie rather than take a Subscription Membership.

These newly added movies will feature under ‘Downloads –Online Store’, then ‘Downloads from Website’ section on the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

This Update we add a further HD movie which is the 23rd HD movie to be additionally offered as a Download (note that this movie also appears in our Standard Subscription site).

We have another top quality and top content Messy movie for you.

This is movie WSM137 (WSM movie number) or CC29 (Custard Couple (CC) movie number) featuring Mrs. Custard Couple (shot in Dec 2012) titled ‘Pristine in White to all Chocolaty’, which runs  30 minutes plus some fabulous images in set S328, which has 167 shots.

2.         We add another article written from the model’s point of view. Here Anne France describes her 2nd venture with of Professor Treacle.

3.         We continue with our new feature RETRO CORNER.

See below for our 8th reminisce of 3 photo-shoots covering W, S and M, taken from our earliest beginnings.

This week we show 5 shots from each shoot.

Now all these 3 image sets have one common factor.

They were shot by the same person, who was Mike Whyman.

I was only present at one set being M010 of Jenny.

And our Retro Corner is free to view!

1.        DOWNLOAD FROM WEBSITE or

STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION WEBSITE

SLAPSTICK

This is a further overlooked HD movie we are adding under ‘DOWNLOADS –ONLINE STORE’, then ‘Downloads from Website’ section on the Home Page of our website at www.wsmprod.com.

WSM137 (WSM movie number) or CC29 (Custard Couple (CC) movie number) featuring Mrs. Custard Couple (shot in Dec 2012) titled ‘Pristine in White to all Chocolaty’, which runs  30 minutes

We start with image set S328, as the delectable Mrs. Custard Couple (CC) teases poor Mr. CC cruelly, by covering herself in chocolate while he can only watch helplessly through the window after being locked out!

WSM do not set-up a motordrive camera and just spew the pics out to you.

Each pic is carefully analysed.

Indeed many get binned!

And with chocolate or mud sets, everyone wants to see the detail!

We ended with a final set of 165 pics for this movie.

Commencing in the lounge, Mr. CC peers through the window to see his naughty wife showing off her white outfit.

Then it is on with the serious provocative business of using our best chocolate product Mister Choc, to gradually cover her outfit.

Does she end up chocolaty?

You bet she does!

We show you 5 taster pics as Mrs. CC is transformed from pristine in white to end up covered in chocolate including her hair and face.

We have a fantastic record of 165 pics as set S328, as Mrs. CC applies the chocolate in her lounge.

If you like seeing a mature, yet very sexy lady, dressed beautifully yet provocatively, all in white, who then transforms herself into a ‘very chocolaty girl’, then this is a treat!

Our story opens with Mrs. Custard Couple (CC) looking fabulous dressed all in white with:

A sleeveless dress and camisole

Jacket

Gloves

Suspender belt, full knickers plus seamed stockings

White heels

Mr. CC has been naughty and experiences a lock-out.

Mrs. CC takes great delight in teasing him by applying milk chocolate over all her outfit.

She is quite unabashed as she opens her legs to flaunt her white knickers, while smearing chocolate over her legs then heels.

Besides the WHITE outfit what else distinguishes Mrs. CC from other movies??

Simple…..she CHATS to you throughout her luscious chocolate massage.

She sets out simply to ‘Get every little bit covered’.

She ends up covered in chocolate from head to toe!

Does she succeed in getting all herself covered with this very personal Slapstick massaging?

No!  She cannot reach her back……….so she has to allow Mr. CC back in so we can have part 2 of our movie which is simply titled ‘Chocolate couple play!’ – see movie WSM178 or CC56.

There is no nudity in this 1st part as we have a smoldering build up to a frenetic part 2 with lashings of messy chocolate play to come.

We show you 3 Clips from movie WSM137 or CC29.

Movie WSM137 or CC29 and image set S328 were only available on our Subscription site.

However, if you are a member or join our Subscription website, then movie WSM137-CC29 and image set S328 are there……. plus a further 309 movies and 485 image sets!  Some bargain!

CC’s movie WSM137 or CC29 plus image set S328 detailed above, were only available on our Subscription site.

But that now changes for you can Download movie WSM137/CC29 movie and image set S328.

To Purchase movie WSM137/CC29 go to https://wsmprod.com then Downloads – Online Store, then  ‘Downloads from Website’ and find the movie titled
‘Pristine in White to all Chocolaty’.

MOVIE WSM137/CC29  has 3 HD quality Streams running 29 mins 51 secs.

PRICE

£7-40  GBP

$9-90 USD

Euro 8-50

OR

This movie may be purchased from the UMD Online Store at a cost of $9-90 USD

The ID number in our UMD Store is 18859.

2. ANOTHER SAUCY TALE

We have presented some of our older, yet still very popular movies, but written as a story from the girl’s point of view.

This is a mix of prose and 26 pics following the movie’s events.

Today we add our final of 6 tales as we recount Anne’s follow-on story – ‘Anne – Sploshed Again’, otherwise known as movie XXX025.

And the best news of all……..IT IS FREE!!

Note that this article runs approx. 25 A4 pages.

Click to opne – Anne – Sploshed ( and shafted ) again! –  article here.

3. RETRO CORNER

This is our 9th posting to this section.

Hidden in our archives are many early image sets which were not supported by a movie.

Let us reminisce as we look at some sample shots.

All these image sets may be found under our Standard Subscription site.

We go back to our earliest start-off days with image sets from:

1982 W010 Michelle – Wet fun at the seaside – (6) shots.

1984 S007 Rubber Eve and Vinyl Jane with custard, chocolate sauce and flour and water paste – (119) shots

1981 M013 Supermodel Linzi Drew in muddy play in the garden – (27) shots.

SUBSCRIPTIONS

Currently withdrawn.

WSM UMD Store

Our WSM Download UMD STORE continues and there are currently 208 MOVIES  which offer a remarkable range of shoots from our movie infancy in 1985 to the present.

Our latest movie is the XXX version of our classic Vintage Film 9 ‘Sex WSM’ featuring Wetlook.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO OUR WSM UMD STORE

CUSTARD COUPLE (CC) UMD Store

CC commenced their own UMD Download Store and since September 2023 have uploaded 205 movies covering W, S and M.

They offer great value and variety.

You really must see the CC Download Store for mature couple WAM, as no-one does it better!

Having the distinction of reaching number 1 in the UMD Download Stores list, the reality is, and always was, that CC are the best Slapstick Couple in the world!

Go to https://custard-couple.umd.net
 

FUTURE PROGRAMME

Our next Update will be on 1st November 2025.

Another HD movie will be added to our ‘Downloads from Website’ section.

This will be WSM146 with Mrs. Custard Couple starring with Jenny in ‘Two Messy Maids’ in 37 minutes of superb messy fun.

Plus image set S300.

We are still preparing the full image set for the missing S341 as Mr. Nasty messes up Kerrie with Cadburys Drinking Chocolate.

Plus our FREE 10th Retro Corner.

Mike Ellison

18th October 2025

I was near the WSM studio so I popped in to find out if I had been selected for a part in their ‘sploshing’ film.  At the audition I was introduced to sploshing for the very first time and, although my elegant clothes were trashed, I found the experience great fun but, above all, extremely erotic.

I absolutely loved having food smeared, sensually, all over my body and sploshing led to the most sensational sex.  I really wanted to be in that film and do it all over again.

The same casting guy was there reading a newspaper and seemed pleased to see me, however… bad news – I had not been chosen.

 I was really pissed off because, after shagging me and promising me a part, I didn’t get it.

Then I was furious and I angrily started to pelt him with handy foodstuffs whilst giving him a piece of my mind – after all, I had really wanted to be in the film because I had an overwhelming desire to be sploshed again. 

He got hacked off with my ranting and chucking stuff over his head and clothes – he said that if I was desperate to be sploshed again… well, here goes!

Seizing a handful of custard he chucked it at my splendid chest (of course) and laughed.

I was dressed in a fairly seductive outfit (sexy red bra, a see-through black blouse and a cool yellow mini-skirt with some alluring white stockings and a pair of new, high-heeled shoes) and now I was sploshed!

He quickly followed up with chocolate sauce ( he must have remembered that I liked that ).  It trickled down my chic yellow skirt.  Bugger – I loved that skirt. 

He mischievously hoisted my mini-skirt and unexpectedly shoved a handful of custard into my tiny white panties.  I got even with custard down his trousers – this was war!

Although I pretended to be annoyed it was obvious that I was secretly enjoying being sploshed again so he teased me with a very creamy gateau – he put it on a chair and made me sit in it – this was new!  Like a man possessed, he smeared and roughly slopped the creamy cake all over my crotch and bare thighs.  Now that’s a new use for cake!

‘You wanted to be sploshed – how’s that then?’

Then he creamed me – no, not what you’re thinking! – with a spray can of cream.

He eagerly smeared the cream all over my thighs and crotch.  Hmm – creamy panties!

I had pulled my ruined skirt down but he yanked it up again and, pulling my white panties open, my attractive arse got the chocolate treatment (not for the first time) and then he fondled my magnificent boobs (also, not for the first time) with his creamy hands.

Unexpectedly, he plunged my right foot into a bowl of Golden Syrup and my left foot into a bowl of custard.  He smoothed the syrup and the custard up my white stockings and gently onto my creamy, cake splattered thighs – WOW!  New shoes ruined, but…WOW!  I learned something new and exciting about sploshing.  .

Although I was still pretending to be annoyed, this was fabulous.

I was becoming aroused just as before – it was remarkable!

I loved feeling his hands travelling, very slowly, up and down my legs, especially when his fingers reached my stocking tops and thighs.  I trembled with delight. 

I wiggled my toes in the syrup and custard filled shoes.

He slowly and teasingly undid the buttons of my see-through blouse for a better look at my outstanding breasts and he continued his fascination with my boobs with several  handfuls of very sticky syrup, thoroughly rubbed in, of course ( ! ), and he didn’t stop there… he then plastered me with thick chocolate sauce.  Chocolate boobs!

Glossy, sticky syrup all over my body!

We played ‘tit-for-tat’ with the delicious chocolate for a minute, coating each other’s chests.  It cascaded down my skirt and down his trousers – what a splendid mess.

Some of it trickled into my panties.  I was getting even more aroused and felt very sexy.

I grabbed a handful of the smooth chocolate and covered his face with it.  On reflection maybe I shouldn’t have done that because, pretending to be angry, he immediately sat me down and tipped the rest of the chocolate sauce onto my previously perfect hair.

Sticky red bra.

Not just a bit of chocolate sauce… I was drenched in it from head to toe.

Hair, blouse, skirt, panties, stocking, shoes – I was totally covered in chocolate.

Guess what… I was now highly aroused!  Sploshing does that to me – it’s so erotic.

I really didn’t care about my clothes or my hair any more – I was enjoying it so much.

Now we both went crazy and stuff went everywhere.  My delightful bum and my magnificent breasts were the main targets.  I was loving it.  Whenever he groped and fondled me I had an orgasm.  In fact the whole morning seemed to be one continuous, earth-shattering orgasm.  The mood changed from ‘crazy’ to ‘lustful’. 

The pace slowed and we explored each other’s hot bodies.

I knew that my nipples were rock hard and longed for him to flick his tongue over them.

His wandering hands were now deep into my squelchy panties and his fingers, at last, delved deep into my juicy clit – now this was erotic sploshing at its best – fantastic!

There were several creamy gateaux on the table and he ground a strawberry one into my face!  It was totally unexpected and totally delicious.  I licked my lips – I wanted him to lick mine.  ( yes – exactly what you’re thinking ! )

Noticing how much I enjoyed that, he chose a chocolate cake and did exactly the same with it – right in the face, but not before grinding some onto my sticky breasts and also into my pussy!  The rest went onto my head. 

My lovely blond hair was completely clogged with creamy cakes and chocolate sauce.

Wonderful sexy fun.  Another powerful orgasm.   I was in sploshing heaven!

I generously shared the cakes with him, smearing his chest after tearing his shirt open.  He sprayed me liberally with cream and I did the same to him – over his head, in his face and all over his chest!

Creamed again!  Carry on creaming me.  He did carry on… nice.

He yanked my sexy red bra down to expose my voluptuous breasts – he loved my breasts.

He tenderly rubbed cream all over them and my hard nipples – what is it that he likes about my boobs – he seemed captivated by them.  I didn’t complain as I adored it, especially when he fondled my breasts and tweaked my sensitive nipples.  Mind you, I enjoyed his sticky hands and his probing fingers all over my body, especially down into my panties.  I hoped for more syrup but it had all been used up… mostly on me!

We playfully threw all the stuff that had pooled on the floor at each other.  I got the worst of the ‘fight’ and was completely coated with it – needless to say, I was ecstatic. 

I was now lying on the floor and he pulled my panties off and threw more stuff onto my crotch.  I provocatively spread my legs and he took the hint and chucked even more creamy stuff at my pubes.  What an amazingly erotic experience! 

His fingers explored my clit.  He certainly knew how to get me excited… very excited! 

Oh  oooh  ooooooh!  I was so horny!

My juices were flowing and he licked his fingers to taste the sweet nectar… Delicious! 

A sexy chocolate massage… Ecstasy! 

I removed his trousers and sat him in the chair… then I did what I do best – my thorough sucking of his giant rod began.  I took my time to do a meticulous job.  First, I teased him by rubbing his cock through his bulging briefs – then I pulled them off.  

His stiff cock and shiny knob bounced into view – magnificent.  Now it was deep in my mouth and almost down my throat. 

His chocolate cock was delicious and I followed it up by pouring custard over his balls which I slowly licked off.  As I licked his delicious balls his cock twitched and jerked.

He tipped the rest of the custard over my head and it flowed everywhere.

I am now a totally obsessed sploshing fanatic.  I really enjoyed him licking me – anywhere – and I always excitedly licked and sucked him in return; after all, one good deed deserves another! 

At last his tongue was licking my stiff chocolatey nipples – it was delightful and so sensuous!  He instinctively knew that he was turning me on.  I quietly orgasmed again.

This guy certainly knew what he was doing.

Exceptionally erotic turn on.  Chocolate fingers in chocolate clit!  Stupendous!

It was obvious that we were both totally aroused so he suggested fucking.

Although I was longing for him to plunge his long, stiff dick in me I didn’t let on and I said ‘No way!’ because he had shafted me the previous time but I didn’t get to be in the film.  I made him promise to include me next time in exchange for a sploshy shag.

He didn’t spend a lot of time thinking about it!

And so the sex began… at last.  I began to work on him… slowly and sensuously.

I fondly remember my hands coating his massive cock and big gleaming knob with scrumptious chocolate and then eagerly licking and sucking it clean… several times!

My creamy hands slid up and down his stiffening cock and I cupped his balls.

Best hand job ever!  I gripped his slippery cock and squeezed.  He groaned with pleasure.  I playfully tickled his balls – he groaned again.  I smiled with satisfaction.

I licked and sucked and, after pouring more creamy custard and lots more chocolate all over his balls and his throbbing cock, I was impatient for him to shaft me.

I wanted him in me.  I had waited long enough so I took the initiative and I started by sitting on his cock which easily slid deep inside me.  As I bounced up and down, his cock suddenly slipped out of me so he dragged me onto the pool of mess on the floor and thrust his rod fully into me.

And so began a long session of deep, intense and very slippery, messy fucking – on the floor; in the chair; all sorts of positions and all very satisfying.

And very messy!  Sploshing, slippery sex – nothing better!  Fabulous messy sex.

He was superb the previous time we fucked and he was exceptional this time.

We ‘came’ together.  He creamed me properly ( yes… exactly what you’re thinking ! ).

We collapsed, exhausted, on the floor – still affectionately smearing food all over each other’s heaving bodies.

I hoped that there might be one last creamy cake left.  

There was – straight in my face!  Cool cream streamed down onto my chocolate breasts.

He noticed this and thoughtfully smeared the soft cream all over them.  He knew that I loved him doing that.  He was so gentle with me and he made the whole experience delightful and very sexy.

Now that’s what I call sploshing!  Comprehensively sploshed and comprehensively shafted – astonishing, messy and extremely satisfying.  

Exceptional multiple orgasms.  wow! 

I pressed my cream covered boobs seductively against his sticky body and we kissed. 

My hand reached down to his crotch for a final grope of his massive glistening cock.

It was still stiff and it twitched uncontrollably in my chocolatey, creamy hand.

What astonishing stamina!  Maybe it was the seductive sploshing; maybe it was me.  It continued jerking and I stroked it suggestively.  Chocolatey, firm cock! 

As it was still stiff I wanted him to shaft me again – who wouldn’t?  I gave it a friendly squeeze and I mischievously scratched his balls with my fingernails.

He slipped his greasy hand up my ruined skirt and tenderly fingered me… clearly, he wanted it again too!  I knelt and flicked my tongue greedily over his chocolate knob.

Yummy!

And so we did it again… and again… our slippery, creamy bodies slithering and sliding erotically against each other.  His stiff chocolate cock powerfully pumping my creamy clit while his hands gently caressed my stunning breasts and erect nipples yet again.

I wrapped my stockinged legs around his pulsating body and pulled him into me.  Once again he slammed into me and continued pumping – this was awesome. 

This was mind-blowing messy sex.

Another very intense and very noisy orgasm – I didn’t want it to end… more sploshing!  More cream!  More syrup!  More chocolate!  More exciting fondling!  MORE!!

My sexy outfit was wrecked… never mind!

You’re wondering ‘did I get the part in the next film?’  Actually… no!

I guess I’ll have to go back and have another audition.

I hope that the same guy will be there – apparently he is a ‘Professor of Sploshing’ named Archibold Treacle.  He’s a sploshing genius and a remarkable sex machine.