WHAT’S NEW as at 27th July 2024

Now in our 43rd Year of continuous WAM Production

We are the oldest WAM business in the world!

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN THIS UPDATE?

1. A brand new movie and image set with mature lady Dee.

As Dee nears the end of her modeling career, we come up with the most unlikely of shoots titled ‘Dee has a Slapstick Audition’.

It sounds daft after Dee has done so many Slapstick shoots, but it was certainly a challenge!

So having co-opted our studio manager as the ‘WAM Tutor’ (note that he does not get sploshed), I am not sure who enjoyed this the most!

Was it our WAM tutor?

Or me capturing the event?

Or did Dee revel in the attention and the mess? 

Suffice it to say that HD movie WSM266 runs just on 37 minutes!

Then a further variance!

The movie is shot as a duo with the WAM tutor with ‘traineee’ Dee!

But the image set S460 only features Dee getting messed up!

But prepare for a major change with Dee.

In 3 months she lost 3 stone to reduce her weight down to 7 stone 3 lbs.

Then we have a final 3 or 4 movies of the super-thin Dee (aged 47).

So this is the last Dee movie as you have known her.

Yes, life is full of surprises!

 

2. After 2 years as a Download only, we add another movie to our Standard Subscription site.

This is 26 minute HD movie CC110 with Mrs. Custard Couple in ‘Car Wash 1’.

Some great shots of leggy lady Mrs. CC as she washes her car then moves to her garden for some more intimate fun!

This is a solo Mrs. CC shoot, perfect for a WAM beginner: you see Wetlook is not just about the clothes, cling or sheen, but as this movie demonstrates, wetness can stimulate a horny mature lady!

There is also image set W305 of Mrs. CC’s car wash with 137 shots.

 

SUBSCRIPTIONS

We have 3 Subscription packages which allow Streaming & Downloading.

These are:

 STANDARD  SUBSCRIPTION (continues our original Subscription).

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘Movies’ and ‘Images’.

This site now has 425 Movies (being 171 SD and 254 HD) plus 589 image sets being 216W, 269S and 104M.

Removing the duplication of 41 movies over the CC and Wet, Slapstick and Messy movies leaves 384 movies.

The number of images for these 589 image sets totals 65,817.

We detail the breakdown of these movies: Total

SD

HD

Messy Wrestling     18  18 
nil

Custard Couple     131  8            123

Wet, Slapstick and Messy   
261         
130          131

Vintage        15  15 
nil

Custard Couple sets shot in association with WSM have 41 duplicated movies appearing both under Custard Couple and Wet, Slapstick and Messy.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our discounted prices for a monthly subscription are:

These are £30 GBP or $42 USD or 40 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

GOLD  SUBSCRIPTION

This covers the WSM XXX movies only.

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘XXX’.  Click on any image to bring up the write-up, clips and sample images.

Although we have produced 104 XXX movies there are 11 movies ‘time barred’ (under our 2 Year Rule) and a further 8 movies covering Watersports that are not included.

There are 86 movies published on the Gold Subscription site.

These are the following movies currently time barred under our 2 Year Rule and so excluded from the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 050, 076, 095, 098, 100, 101, 103, 104, 105 and 106 (10 in total).

For the Watersports/Pissy the following movies are not included in the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 010, 039, 046, 056, 062, 072, 082, 092 (8 in total).

Of course all these 18 excluded movies are available as Downloads on our website at https://wsmprod.com at ‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section.’

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

 Our discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Gold Subscription package of 86 movies is:

£35 GBP or $49 USD or 47 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW GOLD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

DUAL  SUBSCRIPTION

Which is as the name implies being STANDARD plus GOLD Movies and Images.

This is one of the best WAM value sites on the net with 511 movies gross and 470 allowing for the Custard Couple 41 duplicated movies.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Dual Subscription package of 469 movies is:

£59 GBP or $83 USD or 79 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW DUAL SUBSCRIPTION COSTS

SUBSCRIPTIONS limitation and Advice

Since April 2017 we commenced a policy that our new Download movies transferred to the (Standard) Subscription site after 2 years as a Download.

We confirm that this policy continues and includes XXX movies.

 

Some people have complained that the monthly subscription is recurring.

This has nothing to do with WSM as the subscription contract is between you and our payment processor.

But there is an easy way to avoid such a surprise, that is by cancelling your subscription as soon as you have taken it.  That way you have all your details to hand…..and you will still get your 30 day subscription.

 

WSM UMD Store

Our WSM Download UMD STORE continues and there are currently 194 MOVIES and IMAGE sets which offer a remarkable range of shoots from our movie infancy in 1985 to the present.

For our next addition, we have a short Wetlook movie CC67.

This is a visit by that nice lady window cleaner (Mrs. Custard Couple).

As she multi-tasks, she has to wash the windows (and herself) dressed in her office suit!

But our UMD Store will shortly spring properly into action………as we are taking steps to safeguard our future.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO OUR WSM UMD STORE

 

CUSTARD COUPLE (CC) UMD Store

CC commenced their own UMD Download Store and since September 2023 have uploaded 108 movies covering W, S and M.

They offer great value and variety.

You really must see the CC Download Store for mature couple WAM, as no-one does it better!

Having recently reached number 1 in the UMD Download Stores list, the reality is, and always was, that CC are the best Slapstick Couple in the world!

Go to https://custard-couple.umd.net

 

NEW DOWNLOAD MOVIE & IMAGE set

 SLAPSTICK

A brand new movie and image set with mature lady Dee.

As Dee nears the end of her modeling career, we come up with the most unlikely of shoots titled ‘Dee has a Slapstick Audition’.

It sounds daft after Dee has done so many Slapstick shoots, but it was certainly a challenge!

So having co-opted our studio manager as the ‘WAM Tutor’ (note that he does not get sploshed), I am not sure who enjoyed this the most!

Was it our WAM tutor?

Or me capturing the event?

Or did Dee revel in the attention and the mess?

Suffice it to say that HD movie WSM266 runs just on 37 minutes!

Then a further variance!

The movie is shot as a duo, with the WAM tutor with ‘traineee’ Dee!

But the image set S460 only features Dee getting messed up!

 

REVIEW OF MOVIE WSM266

A brand new Download HD Movie plus Image set

 ‘Dee has a Slapstick Audition’

Run-time 36 mins 45 secs

 

3 HD Streams plus 3 HD Sample Clips in MP4 format

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WHAT’S NEW as at 13th July 2024

Now in our 43rd Year of continuous WAM Production

We are the oldest WAM business in the world!

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN THIS UPDATE?

‘Lest we Forget!’

Last year I signed off after 10 years of Tributes to the man known as ‘Mr. Splosh’ being that UK WAM legend BILL SHIPTON.

But unlike Bill who departed this world at the age of 57, I have been spared to continue.

So today we take another but different look at Bill Shipton’s life, as we attempt to throw some new light on his character.

Below we have our TRIBUTE to Bill Shipton after 11 years.

 

After 2 years as a Download only, we add another movie to our Standard Subscription site (see below).

HD movie CC128 running 15 minutes continues our longest speciality sequences, with Mrs. Custard Couple (CC) in ‘Mud Slut 16’ – Muddy Swamp.

With an unbelievable 281 image shots in set M239 this is a muddy delight.

With so many shots in this image set, do look-out for the 7 sample shots (see below).

 

SUBSCRIPTIONS

We have 3 Subscription packages which allow Streaming & Downloading.

These are:

 STANDARD  SUBSCRIPTION (continues our original Subscription).

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘Movies’ and ‘Images’.

This site now has 424 Movies (being 171 SD and 253 HD) plus 588 image sets being 215W, 269S and 104M.

Removing the duplication of 41 movies over the CC and Wet, Slapstick and Messy movies leaves 383 movies.

The number of images for these 588 image sets totals 65,680.

We detail the breakdown of these movies: Total  SD 
HD

Messy Wrestling     18 
18

nil

Custard Couple     131 
8 
123

Wet, Slapstick and Messy    260           130          
130

Vintage        15  15

 nil

Custard Couple sets shot in association with WSM have 41 duplicated movies appearing both under Custard Couple and Wet, Slapstick and Messy.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our discounted prices for a monthly subscription are:

These are £30 GBP or $42 USD or 40 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

GOLD  SUBSCRIPTION

This covers the WSM XXX movies only.

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘XXX’.  Click on any image to bring up the write-up, clips and sample images.

Although we have produced 104 XXX movies there are 11 movies ‘time barred’ (under our 2 Year Rule) and a further 8 movies covering Watersports that are not included.

There are 86 movies published on the Gold Subscription site.

These are the following movies currently time barred under our 2 Year Rule and so excluded from the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 050, 076, 095, 098, 100, 101, 103, 104, 105 and 106 (10 in total).

For the Watersports/Pissy the following movies are not included in the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 010, 039, 046, 056, 062, 072, 082, 092 (8 in total).

Of course all these 18 excluded movies are available as Downloads on our website at https://wsmprod.com at ‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section.’

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

 Our discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Gold Subscription package of 86 movies is:

£35 GBP or $49 USD or 47 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW GOLD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

DUAL  SUBSCRIPTION

Which is as the name implies being STANDARD plus GOLD Movies and Images.

This is one of the best WAM value sites on the net with 510 movies gross and 469 allowing for the Custard Couple 41 duplicated movies.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Dual Subscription package of 469 movies is:

£59 GBP or $83 USD or 79 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW DUAL SUBSCRIPTION COSTS

SUBSCRIPTIONS limitation and Advice

Since April 2017 we commenced a policy that our new Download movies transferred to the (Standard) Subscription site after 2 years as a Download.

We confirm that this policy continues and includes XXX movies.

 

Some people have complained that the monthly subscription is recurring.

This has nothing to do with WSM as the subscription contract is between you and our payment processor.

But there is an easy way to avoid such a surprise, that is by cancelling your subscription as soon as you have taken it.  That way you have all your details to hand…..and you will still get your 30 day subscription.

 

WSM UMD Store

Our WSM Download UMD STORE continues and there are currently 194 MOVIES and IMAGE sets which offer a remarkable range of shoots from our movie infancy in 1985 to the present.

For our next addition, we have a short Wetlook movie CC67.

This is a visit by that nice lady window cleaner (Mrs. Custard Couple).

As she multi-tasks, she has to wash the windows (and herself) dressed in her office suit!

But our UMD Store will shortly spring properly into action………as we have taken steps to safeguard our future.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO OUR WSM UMD STORE

 

CUSTARD COUPLE (CC) UMD Store

CC commenced their own UMD Download Store and since September 2023 have uploaded 103 movies covering W, S and M.

They offer great value and variety.

You really must see the CC Download Store for mature couple WAM, as no-one does it better!

Having recently reached number 1 in the UMD Download Stores list, the reality is, and always was, that CC are the best Slapstick Couple in the world!

Go to https://custard-couple.umd.net

 

FURTHER WSM TRIBUTE TO BILL SHIPTON

It was a huge shock to the WAM community when Bill Shipton of Splosh fame suddenly passed away on 5th July 2013 at the age of 57.

 

Tony Murray was a work colleague of Bill at Mayfair magazine and his eloquent obituary did appear on UMD on July 12, 2013.

Here are some edited comments of his about Bill to show the wider aspect of his writing skills.

“Very sad news that my old friend Clive Harris has died.

Known to the world as “Bill Shipton” – a nom de plume (or nob de plume as he would almost inevitably have termed it), he adopted partly to spare his parents’ blushes and partly just because he enjoyed assuming other identities.

 

It was at Mayfair magazine that he first hit on the idea of launching Splosh! (variously Splush and Splash before he settled on the final title.)

It was the Splosh magazine and its various video/event/photoset spin-offs that dominated the last quarter century of his life. Although he claimed never to be an enthusiast for all things messy in the way that his many readers were, most of us had our doubts, but never pushed him too far on the subject.  Despite his very public showman persona, he could be quite a private man.

 

Despite his long association with Splosh, it was comedy writing that was his true love. I suspect that it was this element of sploshing – surely the most comedic of fetishes – that actually appealed to him.

He was extremely proud of the sketches sold to ‘The Two Ronnies’ and the two (I think) humour books he had published in the 80’s”.

 

Editor – now one thing missed to date in our annual WSM Bill Shipton tributes has been the publication of Bill’s sketch that appeared in The Two Ronnies TV series 1971-1987.

Under the writing credits we have Clive Harris (1 episode 1986) which appears to be 3.7.

Within the short write-up it states “there is a problem at the pub”, which gives little indication of the silliness and far-fetched notion he came up with…… (yet it could just happen!)

So sit back and enjoy almost 4 minutes of classic Bill Shipton humour as we visit You Tube.

We are visiting the work of a comedy scriptwriter, so listen in and ignore the shocking picture quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwzN-AdIEY

 

Continuing with Tony Murray’s tribute:

“Clive (Bill) made an impression on everyone who knew him.

His unconventional looks, on/off showman personality and his genuine wit and humour made him impossible to ignore.

He had a very competitive wit, hating to be out-ad-libbed by anyone and, in truth, he seldom was.

 

As we talked of his health scares, we even – little knowing its imminence – joked about his epitaph and immediately agreed on one. 

It’s cheeky, a bit corny, but memorable never the less – the perfect farewell for Mr. Harris/Shipton.”

 

“Clive Harris

1957-2013

Messed in Peace”

 

Thank you Tony Murray for your heartfelt comments about your good friend Clive/Bill.

A wonderful, impromptu piece of writing posted 12th July 2013.

 

WSM have fully appreciated Bill Shipton’s talents both as a writer and his participation in our Vintage Films (1987 to 2000).

We now add a double tribute taken from our Vintage Films to showcase what a talent Bill Shipton was!

Firstly, WSM  put together a FREE 9 minute Download Tribute so you can see the real Bill Shipton.

So, watch genius at work:

 

 

Secondly, Bill’s writing and comic skills were well apparent, so WSM signed him up as our script-writer and Bill produced the scripts for the WSM Vintage Films numbers 3 to 9.

In fact, it was better than that, as Bill was only too happy to show his versatility by taking a number of roles in the videos.  So Bill had real ‘hands-on’ experience in the 90’s.

Now we will surprise you!  Ever wondered about the quality and content of the WSM Vintage Films?

WSM now add a FREE  DOWNLOAD of our VINTAGE FILM 7 with the full Download of STREAM 7 featuring Bill hosting Plastermind with 5 girls (and questions and title dreamt up by Bill).

This runs 5 mins 37 secs

 

 

So a legend departed!

Few people had such a legacy to have been loved by all.

 

But the greatest sadness is that his work does not live on due to parental suppression.

This is a great warning for all WAM producers.

I have duly taken heed and ensured that the movies and images of WSM will live on.

STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION WEBSITE/also a download

MUDDY FUN

Another solo mud shoot from Mrs. Custard Couple (CC) with her 16th Mud Slut movie CC128.

Not only a new movie, but a new location.

So Mrs. CC dresses up in a great outfit with black jacket, knee length white skirt, pale red blouse, black bra, knickers and garter belt plus nylons and black heels with ankle strap.

With a gradual strip as she discards her skirt, blouse and bra this is always interesting.

Add in a mammoth image set M239 and the muddy fun is perfectly delivered.

 

REVIEW OF MOVIE CC128

A  HD Movie plus Image set

‘Mrs. CC in Mud Slut 16 – Muddy Swamp’

Run-time 14 mins 43 secs

 

2 HD Sample Clips plus 2 HD Streams in mp4

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WHAT’S NEW as at 29th June 2024

Now in our 43rd Year of continuous WAM Production

We are the oldest WAM business in the world!

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN THIS UPDATE?

Oops!  Another Anniversary almost missed!

It is now 13 years since WSM began the association with Custard Couple (CC).

What a fantastic WAM accomplishment this has been!

Custard Couple are the best mature WAM couple in the world!

Some claim…..but what a couple!

In the last 12 months they have started their own UMD Store from 1st September 2023.

Would you believe that they have to date published 99 WAM movies!

And they did reach the number 1 position on all the UMD Stores!

Looking at the last 12 months, which of their movies posted by WSM Productions to the UMD Forums proved the most popular to you the viewing public?

You the public have voted, so see the results below.

 

SUBSCRIPTIONS

We have 3 Subscription packages which allow Streaming & Downloading.

These are:

 STANDARD  SUBSCRIPTION (continues our original Subscription).

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘Movies’ and ‘Images’.

This site now has 423 Movies (being 171 SD and 252 HD) plus 587 image sets being 215W, 269S and 103M.

Removing the duplication of 41 movies over the CC and Wet, Slapstick and Messy movies leaves 382 movies.

The number of images for these 587 image sets totals 65,399.

We detail the breakdown of these movies: Total 
SD

HD

Messy Wrestling     18

18 
 nil

Custard Couple     130 
8 
122

Wet, Slapstick and Messy     260        130    
      130

Vintage        15

15  nil

Custard Couple sets shot in association with WSM have 41 duplicated movies appearing both under Custard Couple and Wet, Slapstick and Messy.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our discounted prices for a monthly subscription are:

These are £30 GBP or $42 USD or 40 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

GOLD  SUBSCRIPTION

This covers the WSM XXX movies only.

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘XXX’.  Click on any image to bring up the write-up, clips and sample images.

Although we have produced 104 XXX movies there are 11 movies ‘time barred’ (under our 2 Year Rule) and a further 8 movies covering Watersports that are not included.

There are 86 movies published on the Gold Subscription site.

These are the following movies currently time barred under our 2 Year Rule and so excluded from the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 050, 076, 095, 098, 100, 101, 103, 104, 105 and 106 (10 in total).

For the Watersports/Pissy the following movies are not included in the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 010, 039, 046, 056, 062, 072, 082, 092 (8 in total).

Of course all these 18 excluded movies are available as Downloads on our website at https://wsmprod.com at ‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section.’

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

 Our new discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Gold Subscription package of 86 movies is:

£35 GBP or $49 USD or 47 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW GOLD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

DUAL  SUBSCRIPTION

Which is as the name implies being STANDARD plus GOLD Movies and Images.

This is one of the best WAM value sites on the net with 509 movies gross and 468 allowing for the Custard Couple 41 duplicated movies.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our new discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Dual Subscription package of 468 movies is:

£59 GBP or $83 USD or 79 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW DUAL SUBSCRIPTION COSTS

SUBSCRIPTIONS limitation and Advice

Since April 2017 we commenced a policy that our new Download movies transferred to the (Standard) Subscription site after 2 years as a Download.

We confirm that this policy continues and now includes XXX movies.

 

Some people have complained that the monthly subscription is recurring.

This has nothing to do with WSM as the subscription contract is between you and our payment processor.

But there is an easy way to avoid such a surprise, that is by cancelling your subscription as soon as you have taken it.  That way you have all your details to hand…..and you will still get your 30 day subscription.

 

WSM UMD Store

Our WSM Download UMD STORE continues and there are currently 193 MOVIES and IMAGE sets which offer a remarkable range of shoots from our movie infancy in 1985 to the present.

For our next addition, we have one of WSM’s all time slapstick classics.

This is Vintage Film 9 ‘Sex WSM’ Stream 6 which runs for 12 minutes.

A great storyline climaxes with a double couple slapstick feast featuring rice pudding, jam, (black) treacle and custard.

Do note that this is the normal version (we did shoot an alternate XXX version which will be published at some time in the future).

But our UMD Store will shortly spring properly into action………as we have taken steps to safeguard our future.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO OUR WSM UMD STORE

 

CC UMD Store

Custard Couple (CC) commenced their own UMD Download Store and since September 2023 have uploaded 99 movies covering W, S and M.

They offer great value and variety.

You really must see the CC Download Store for mature couple WAM, as no-one does it better!

Having recently reached number 1 in the UMD Download Stores list, the reality is, and always was, that CC are the best Slapstick Couple in the world!

Go to https://custard-couple.umd.net

 

13 YEARS OF ASSOCIATION WITH CUSTARD COUPLE (CC)

If I were to ask the question how many movies do Custard Couple (CC) have on the WSM website, how many of you would get even close to the answer?

CC movies appear in one of 3 sections on our WSM website:

1.  CC have 5 movies published within the last 2 years under ‘Downloads – Online Store’, then ‘WSM Movies & Images’.
2. CC have 79 movies published under ‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section’.
3. CC have 130 normal CC movies published under Subscription Movies – Custard Couple.

So in total 214 movies published by WSM.

 

So which movies have proved your favourites after being posted by WSM on the UMD Wet and Messy Forums in the last 18 months i.e. from 1st January 2023?

According to UMD Forums the top 3 viewed movie write-ups were:

 

3rd PLACE with 970 viewings published on 2nd September 2023 running 19 minutes

This is a Wet movie XXX036 with CC at their best in a very realistic role play with a biting social comment titled ‘Behind with the Rent.’

We have Wet Clothed fun plus XXX as the Wet clothes are ripped apart!

To see the write-up plus 5 sample images and 2 Clips, go to Home page at www.wsmprod.com

1. ‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section’

‘Custard Couple – Behind with the Rent’ (12th row down) plus download

 Cost is £6.30 GBP or $8.00 USD or 7.30 Euro

OR

2. Home Page then Members Access then XXX then XXX036

This is part of the GOLD Subscription site with 85 other XXX movies – see details above.

OR

3. Go to our UMD Store at wsm-productions.umd.net and click ‘All latest scenes’.

On page 1 find ‘Custard Couple in Behind with the Rent’ – cost $8.00 USD

 

 

2nd PLACE with 1025 viewings published on 17th January 2023 running 44 minutes

Movie XXX101 CC in ‘Messy Tribute to HM Queen’

Wow!  What a unique movie this is!

As it has not yet been published for 2 years, it only appears in one place.

To see the write-up plus 4 free Clips and 6 sample images, go to Home Page then

‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section’

XXX101 is on the 2nd row at ‘Custard Couple in Messy Tribute to HM Queen’

The download cost is £9.00 GBP or $11.00 USD or 10 Euro

 

1st PLACE with 1261 viewings published 18th March 2024 running 37 minutes

Normal movie WSM146 or CC10 Two Messy Maids

Not only the most recently featured movie but also without XXX.

Our audience evidently like girl-girl movies!

You can view this movie write-up, plus one Clip and 9 images on the UMD Store.

Go to our UMD Store at wsm-productions.umd.net and click ‘All latest scenes’.

On page 1 find ‘Two Messy Maids’ – cost $9.90 USD

Otherwise, Two Messy Maids is part of our Standard Subscription site – see details below (after the review).

 

So let us re-review these 3 movies voted by you…….commencing with the winner:

1st place WSM146 or CC10 Two Messy Maids

STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION WEBSITE

Jenny and Mrs. Custard Couple got on very well.

There are now 125 enhanced shots in image set S300 as Jenny and Mrs. Custard Couple ‘clash’ in this battle of the messy Maids.

We follow the story as Jenny applies for a waitress job with top requirements to be busty, leggy and look good in a very short maid’s outfit!

But Jenny soon falls foul of the head maid.

Then the food starts to flow!

If you like two mature ladies dishing out the mess….well, this is perfect!

With brief outfits, including stockings and long gloves, this is attractive enough!

But once those boobs are unfurled this becomes a very majestic set!

The image set reveals many wonderful delights as the two maids so enjoy their sloshy set-to!

Which maid would you like to have serve you?

We show you 5 sample shots from image set S300.

 

 

In Movie WSM146-CC10 we have 37 mins of Mrs. Custard Couple and Jenny as 2 Messy Maids!

Jenny applies for a job at the Café Nostalgia.

Mr. Custard Couple interviews her.

It appears that there are 4 requirements for the job:

1. To wear a very short vintage maid’s outfit.
2. To be leggy.
3. To be busty
4. To be prepared to be groped by Mr. CC at the job interview.

And we all know that there is a 5th and overwhelming requirement – to be prepared to get totally messy!

Mrs. CC spied on the interview and was enraged that her husband misbehaved and that Jenny co-operated!

So it is not long before the cream begins to fly.

The dialogue is continuous, all ad-libbed with great repartee between the girls.

Mrs. CC talks down to Jenny.

In a superb unscripted reply, Jenny says to Mrs. CC.  ‘Well you think you are all high and mighty don’t you, in your little back street café, thinking you’re head waitress, with your husband that tries it on with everybody.  But you’re not!  You’re just another waitress like me!’

That lit the blue touchpaper and the food flows, but in our best manner, over the girls!

Eventually it becomes good natured FUN, with lashings of mess and with non-stop improvised dialogue. There are some excellent squelchy sounds in Stream 2.

If you like massive boobs, then what a treat this is!

The last 12 minutes are nude as the shots become more revealing.

Eventually the girls are reconciled.

And who is the Café customer……it is the Phantom!

Both girls give fantastic performances so this is well worth viewing.

With the Phantom sweet on Jenny we wonder what he ordered and said to start their messy set-to?

Here are 2 Clips from Movie WSM146-CC10 so you can see our two naughty maids in action.

 

 

MOVIE WSM146 or CC10 has 2 HD Streams running 37 mins 29 secs.

 

IMAGE SET S300 has 125 shots

 

To purchase this movie WSM146-CC10 as a simple Download then

Go to our UMD Store at wsm-productions.umd.net and click ‘All latest scenes’.

On page 1 find ‘Two Messy Maids’ – cost $9.90 USD

BUT

If you are a member of the WSM Standard Subscription website, movie WSM146 or CC10 plus image set S300 are available to you – see ‘Members Access’ then ‘Movies’.

Find WSM146 under Wet, Slapstick and Messy Movies page 6

Find CC10 under Custard Couple movies page 2

Find S300 under Images – Slapstick – page 7

But this is only one movie and one image set from our Standard Subscription section which has 423 Movies and 587 Image sets all available just for the price of a Subscription!

How much?

CLICK HERE TO VIEW STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION COSTS

2nd place – XXX101 Custard Couple in Messy Tribute to HM Queen

As stated I was literally gobsmacked when Custard Couple (CC) declared that their new movie would be a ‘Messy Tribute to HM Queen’.

This was a custom shoot and we are privileged to share in their sploshing fun.

Her Majesty died on 8th September 2022 at the age of 96.

So the CC Tribute is 96 sploshes!!!

    

But being CC, the Mess and fun soon takes on erotic overtones.

The sploshing is interrupted with some horny, messy sex!

When the 96 sploshings are completed CC indulge in one of the Queen’s personal likes with tea and marmalade sandwiches.

44 minute movie XXX101 is a unique movie from a unique couple!

 

REVIEW OF MOVIE XXX101

A Download HD Movie plus Image set

 ‘Custard Couple in a Messy Tribute to HM Queen’

Run-time 44 mins 21 secs

 

2 HD Streams plus 4 HD Sample Clips in MP4 format

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WHAT’S NEW as at 8th June 2024

Now in our 43rd Year of continuous WAM Production

We are the oldest WAM business in the world!

 

APOLOGIES FOR THE ONE WEEK DELAY

This was because I lost my broadband connection.

British Telecom (BT) were upgrading the office next to mine.

Sadly I was not present that day (6th June). Their engineer used my live feed as the new connection for my neighbor.

So I was disconnected by BT due to sheer incompetence.

But it took 7 days to reconnect together with many lies and avoidance.

Conclusion – a once great British company BT is now reduced to insignificance due to a lack of respect and customer care.

 

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN THIS UPDATE?

After spending two years as Downloads only, we now add two further movies to our Subscription sites.

1.       HD movie WSM245 running 18 minutes with mature brunette Dee in a cream dress plus black tights (no knickers) and black heels in the river.

This movie is added to our Standard Subscription site – see details below.

Not forgetting 201 images in set W498 of Dee’s river play!

 

2.       HD movie XXX093 running 25 minutes, has Custard Couple (CC) having a very messy dinner at home on their garden patio .

This movie is added to our Gold and Dual Subscription sites – see details below.

In addition there are 156 images in set S491XXX of this very messy play!

 

SUBSCRIPTIONS

We have 3 Subscription packages which allow Streaming & Downloading.

These are:

 STANDARD  SUBSCRIPTION (continues our original Subscription).

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘Movies’ and ‘Images’.

This site now has 423 Movies (being 171 SD and 252 HD) plus 587 image sets being 215W, 269S and 103M.

Removing the duplication of 41 movies over the CC and Wet, Slapstick and Messy movies leaves 382 movies.

The number of images for these 587 image sets totals 65,399.

We detail the breakdown of these movies: Total 
SD 
HD

Messy Wrestling     18 
   18           nil

Custard Couple     130

    8           122

Wet, Slapstick and Messy     260         
130          
130

Vintage        15 
15 
    nil

Custard Couple sets shot in association with WSM have 41 duplicated movies appearing both under Custard Couple and Wet, Slapstick and Messy.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our discounted prices for a monthly subscription are:

These are £30 GBP or $42 USD or 40 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

GOLD  SUBSCRIPTION

This covers the WSM XXX movies only.

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘XXX’.  Click on any image to bring up the write-up, clips and sample images.

Although we have produced 104 XXX movies there are 11 movies ‘time barred’ (under our 2 Year Rule) and a further 8 movies covering Watersports that are not included.

There are 86 movies published on the Gold Subscription site.

These are the following movies currently time barred under our 2 Year Rule and so excluded from the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 050, 076, 095, 098, 100, 101, 103, 104, 105 and 106 (10 in total).

For the Watersports/Pissy the following movies are not included in the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 010, 039, 046, 056, 062, 072, 082, 092 (8 in total).

Of course all these 18 excluded movies are available as Downloads on our website at https://wsmprod.com at ‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section.’

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

 Our new discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Gold Subscription package of 86 movies is:

£35 GBP or $49 USD or 47 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW GOLD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

DUAL  SUBSCRIPTION

Which is as the name implies being STANDARD plus GOLD Movies and Images.

This is one of the best WAM value sites on the net with 509 movies gross and 468 allowing for the Custard Couple 41 duplicated movies.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our new discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Dual Subscription package of 468 movies is:

£59 GBP or $83 USD or 79 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW DUAL SUBSCRIPTION COSTS

SUBSCRIPTIONS limitation and Advice

Since April 2017 we commenced a policy that our new Download movies transferred to the (Standard) Subscription site after 2 years as a Download.

We confirm that this policy continues and now includes XXX movies.

 

Some people have complained that the monthly subscription is recurring.

This has nothing to do with WSM as the subscription contract is between you and our payment processor.

But there is an easy way to avoid such a surprise, that is by cancelling your subscription as soon as you have taken it.  That way you have all your details to hand…..and you will still get your 30 day subscription.

 

WSM UMD Store

Our WSM Download UMD STORE continues and there are currently 193 MOVIES and IMAGE sets which offer a remarkable range of shoots from our movie infancy in 1985 to the present.

For our next addition, we have one of WSM’s all time slapstick classics.

This is Vintage Film 9 ‘Sex WSM’ Stream 6 which runs for 12 minutes.

A great storyline climaxes with a double couple slapstick feast featuring rice pudding, jam, (black) treacle and custard.

Do note that this is the normal version (we did shoot an alternate XXX version which will be published some time in the future).

But our UMD Store will shortly spring properly into action………as we have taken steps to safeguard our future.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO OUR WSM UMD STORE

 

CC UMD Store

Custard Couple (CC) commenced their own UMD Download Store and since September 2023 have uploaded 96 movies covering W, S and M.

They offer great value and variety.

You really must see the CC Download Store for mature couple WAM, as no-one does it better!

Having recently reached number 1 in the UMD Download Stores list, the reality is, and always was, that CC are the best Slapstick Couple in the world!

Go to https://custard-couple.umd.net

 

STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION WEBSITE/also a download

WETLOOK

Another movie and image set are added to the Standard Subscription site after spending two years as a Download.

River shoots are always challenging.

When you arrive the depth of the water often surprises (both high and low), but it is the chill of the water that most influences a shoot.

For mature model Dee these are routine hazards.

So sometimes there is a longer playabout before the more formal wetting.

And this movie is a good example but as ever Dee does get 100% wet by the end of the 1st Stream.

Changing her outfit to tights and no knickers, rather than the more formal knickers and stockings, adds an extra dimension to this movie.

 

REVIEW OF MOVIE WSM245

HD Movie plus Image set

‘Dee in cream dress and black tights in the river’

Run-time 18 mins 28 secs

 

2 HD Sample Clips plus 2 HD Streams in mp4

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WHAT’S NEW as at 25th May 2024

Now in our 43rd Year of continuous WAM Production

We are the oldest WAM business in the world!

 

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN THIS UPDATE?

1. A brand new movie and image set with mature lady Dee.

We all know what outfit you normally wear when exercising.

But Dee wants to be different in not only doing her work-out in a dress, but to make it more difficult, this is a work-out in the rain.

Sadly this was not shot outdoors, but under the rainbar (to replicate the rain) in the studio.  This is 15 minute HD movie WSM248 plus 103 images in set W404.

But prepare for a major change with Dee.

We have only one further movie to show you of the ‘normal’ Dee in a slapstick shoot.

Then what?

In 3 months she loses 3 stone to reduce her weight down to 7 stone 3 lbs.

Then we have a final 4 movies of the super-thin Dee (aged 47).

Two movies have been lost by our studio manager, but there are also two image only sets of the super-thin Dee.

Yes, life is full of surprises!

 

2. Within the last month we have re-reviewed movie WSM015 plus image set S192 of FOOD 1 with Vanessa.

We have also looked again at image set S230 of Sofia Smith in FOOD 3.

And in our last update we published our final FOOD 13 shoot, which was sadly an image only set S486, with the irrepressible Demi.

So why not continue a great theme?

We re-review movie FOOD 2 WSM024 with the incomparable Wendy-Jayne, plus image set S191.

Truly Oldies…….but Goldies!

 

SUBSCRIPTIONS

We have 3 Subscription packages which allow Streaming & Downloading.

These are:

 STANDARD  SUBSCRIPTION (continues our original Subscription).

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘Movies’ and ‘Images’.

This site now has 422 Movies (being 171 SD and 251 HD) plus 586 image sets being 214W, 269S and 103M.

Removing the duplication of 41 movies over the CC and Wet, Slapstick and Messy movies leaves 381 movies.

The number of images for these 586 image sets totals 65,198.

We detail the breakdown of these movies: Total 
SD  HD

Messy Wrestling     18 
18

nil

Custard Couple     130 
8 

122

Wet, Slapstick and Messy     259         130 
129

Vintage        15 
15 
nil

Custard Couple sets shot in association with WSM have 41 duplicated movies appearing both under Custard Couple and Wet, Slapstick and Messy.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our discounted prices for a monthly subscription are:

These are £30 GBP or $42 USD or 40 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW STANDARD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

GOLD  SUBSCRIPTION

This covers the WSM XXX movies only.

See this site at the Home Page of our website www.wsmprod.com

Check under “Members Access”, then ‘XXX’.  Click on any image to bring up the write-up, clips and sample images.

Although we have produced 104 XXX movies there are 11 movies ‘time barred’ (under our 2 Year Rule) and a further 8 movies covering Watersports that are not included.

There are 85 movies published on the Gold Subscription site.

These are the following movies currently time barred under our 2 Year Rule and so excluded from the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 050, 076, 093, 095, 098, 100, 101, 103, 104, 105 and 106 (11 in total).

For the Watersports/Pissy the following movies are not included in the Gold Subscription site:

XXX numbers 010, 039, 046, 056, 062, 072, 082, 092 (8 in total).

Of course all these 19 excluded movies are available as Downloads on our website at https://wsmprod.com at ‘Downloads – Online Store’ then ‘XXX Section.’

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

 Our new discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Gold Subscription package of 85 movies is:

£35 GBP or $49 USD or 47 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW GOLD SUBSCRIPTION JOIN COSTS

DUAL  SUBSCRIPTION

Which is as the name implies being STANDARD plus GOLD Movies and Images.

This is one of the best WAM value sites on the net with 507 movies gross and 466 allowing for the Custard Couple 41 duplicated movies.

We currently only offer monthly Subscriptions.

Our new discounted prices apply for a monthly subscription.

And the cost of a one month Subscription to our Dual Subscription package of 466 movies is:

£59 GBP or $83 USD or 79 Euro

CLICK HERE TO VIEW DUAL SUBSCRIPTION COSTS

SUBSCRIPTIONS limitation and Advice

Since April 2017 we commenced a policy that our new Download movies transferred to the (Standard) Subscription site after 2 years as a Download.

We confirm that this policy continues and now includes XXX movies.

 

Some people have complained that the monthly subscription is recurring.

This has nothing to do with WSM as the subscription contract is between you and our payment processor.

But there is an easy way to avoid such a surprise, that is by cancelling your subscription as soon as you have taken it.  That way you have all your details to hand…..and you will still get your 30 day subscription.

 

WSM UMD Store

Our WSM Download UMD STORE continues and there are currently 192 MOVIES and IMAGE sets which offer a remarkable range of shoots from our movie infancy in 1985 to the present.

For our next addition, continuing with our Messy Wrestling, we have our first mud match between Firekraka and Sapphire.

Shot in August 2005, Match 4 runs 13 minutes of very noisy and messy action!

But our UMD Store will shortly spring properly into action………as we have taken steps to safeguard our future.

CLICK HERE TO GO TO OUR WSM UMD STORE

 

Custard Couple (CC) commenced their own UMD Download Store and since September 2023 have uploaded 88 movies covering W, S and M.

They offer great value and variety.

You really must see the CC Download Store for mature couple WAM, as no-one does it better!

Go to https://custard-couple.umd.net

 

NEW DOWNLOAD MOVIE & IMAGE set

WETLOOK

A bit of a dilemma with what to call this movie!

3 options:

The Maroon Dress.

Dee has a wet workout.

Dee work-out in the rain in maroon dress.

In the end, the more unusual 3rd description was taken, so this new movie is confirmed as ‘WSM248 Dee work-out in the rain in maroon dress’.

Also added is Image set W404 with 103 shots.

 

So why the dilemma?

The Maroon Dress Dee wears has featured in (at least) 4 prior movies.

It all started in September 2017 when Nicky Phillips wore the dress in a studio shoot.

We attach one image from that shoot, being movie WSM244 and image set W405.

 

Moving next to November 2020 we saw Honour May drenched in two dresses in movie WSM255 and image set W414.

We show you a nice drenched shot of Honour May in her 2nd chosen dress.

 

Next, we move forward to February 2022 and movie WSM243 plus image set W400 as we see Dee in this dress in the river.

 

Finally, we go to July 2022 just to prove what a versatile dress this was, as Dee is syruped again in movie WSM258 plus image set S448.

 

 

REVIEW OF MOVIE WSM248

HD Movie plus Image set

‘Dee work-out in the rain in maroon dress’

Run-time 15 mins 09 secs

 

2 HD Streams plus 2 HD Sample Clips in MP4 format

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